First Lines Friday #599, November 4th

First Lines Friday is a bookish meme hosted by Literary Marie of Precision Reviews. We encourage all of our fellow book bloggers and bookhearts to play along.

-Grab your current read(s)
-Share the first line(s)
-Include the title and author so that other FLF participants can add the book to their TBR Lists!

"The invader has encroached upon my territory again. HIs name is Conrad Ryan. And yes, his daring is commendable. But I do not commend him! He is such a foolhardy human. How can he not know I. Cattain Rolex Ladling, and not a feline one trifles with? Not without consequences, anyway. I am royalty! His Royal Highness the King of Dead Mouse Court, Prince of Cattitude, Duke of Purry, Early of Mayhem Baron von Murder Mittens, Royal Knight of Clawsovenia, Distinguished Member of the Order of Wiskerus Maximus, Grand Master of the Furian Empire, Guardian of Disorder, Royal Chief of Chaos, Lord Ravendeath of the Garden's Most Honourable Kitty Council, Personal Aide-de-Camp to Her Majesty's Slightest Whim, and Lord High Admiral of Bughuntland. My rage knows no bounds!" -Twelve Graves of Christmas by Gena Showalter and Jill Monroe

Well this is utterly hilarious! Must read more now! What about you guys? Happy reading!