First Lines Friday #568, April 1st

First Lines Friday is a bookish meme hosted by Literary Marie of Precision Reviews. We encourage all of our fellow book bloggers and bookhearts to play along.

-Grab your current read(s)
-Share the first line(s)
-Include the title and author so that other FLF participants can add the book to their TBR Lists!

"'Next time you get in a bar fight, don't bother coming back to the set, asshole,' Ron shouted. 'Do you even realize what you've done? That kind of juvenile—' By this point, the rant had entered—Alex craned his neck to catch a glimpse of Ron's Rolex—its tenth minute. And counting. The amount of blustering tedium the Gods of the Gates showrunner could pack into such a short span of time was impressive, truly. Alex would applaud if he weren't too busy fighting both a yawn and his desire to nut-punch his boss. Ron's nostrils flared with each harsh exhalation, but he made an attempt to lower his voice. 'You're lucky we only assigned you a minder. Legally, given the amount of negative publicity you've generated with your drunken stupidity, we had several avenues of financial and professional recourse available to us, including …' The showrunner was still speaking, but Alex had stopped listening. Instead, he was studying the woman sitting approximately five feet to Ron's left. Sharp features, including a beaky, crooked nose. Bright eyes. Very round body, with comparatively skinny limbs. Short as hell. His new nanny looked like a bird." -All the Feels by Olivia Dade

Well, that's not a fun situation! Must read more now! What about you guys? Happy reading!